'I hope these make you feel better, because they're all you're getting.'

Injury

Did you hear about the tguy who lost his whole left side? He’s alright now!

'I hope these make you feel better, because they're all you're getting.'

Test Instructions

Nurse: “Did you get the instructions to prepare for the tests?” Patient: “Yes.” Nurse: “Did you see where it said that you can’t eat or drink before testing?” Patient: “Yes.” Nurse: “Have you eaten or drank anything today?” Patient: “No, I haven’t.” (The nurse is called away and the man sits facing a sign that […]

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Health Club

(I work at a gym and am currently staffing a booth at a health event at the local hospital. The majority of the people attending have been the hospital staff and all have been very pleasant.) Me:*to a passing nurse* “Would you like to enter a chance to win a free membership?” Nurse:*looks at me […]