Did you hear about the tguy who lost his whole left side? He’s alright now!
Nurse: “Did you get the instructions to prepare for the tests?” Patient: “Yes.” Nurse: “Did you see where it said that you can’t eat or drink before testing?” Patient: “Yes.” Nurse: “Have you eaten or drank anything today?” Patient: “No, I haven’t.” (The nurse is called away and the man sits facing a sign that […]
(I work at a gym and am currently staffing a booth at a health event at the local hospital. The majority of the people attending have been the hospital staff and all have been very pleasant.) Me:*to a passing nurse* “Would you like to enter a chance to win a free membership?” Nurse:*looks at me […]